From the recording The Dirty Half Dozen
Live at 3 Kings Tavern. Tay and Aaron deliberately set out to write the corniest, skid-mark-on-your-underwear, old guy rock song they could think of. It took 20 minutes in the van across the street from 3 Kings. Sometimes the hits just write themselves.
Lyrics
My lady, My sweet Baby, She's goin' out tonight
She says "Honey, do ya nee some money? Are you gonna be alright?"
I take advantage and I can manage, manage to get by
I ain't sittin' home watchin' TV, I'm out lookin' for some debauchery
Cause mama ain't home tonight
Everything's alright
Me and the boys are gettin' high as a kite
Cause mama ain't home tonight
Call up the gang, give em a ring we're goin' out to do our thing
A rowdy crew, covered in tattoo's, chasin' skirt and drinkin' brews
We get wild once in a while, standin' there with an illegal smile
Most times we just unwind, but tonight's the night we're goin' out of our minds
Chorus