From the recording Thieves of Thunder
Lyrics
Ridin’ down the whiskey river through the cocaine mountain
Moonlight skinny dippin’ in that ‘ol tequila fountain
Inside the castle Rock n Roll we sit upon a throne
Beside an ever-growing pile of chewed up stripper bones
Freebasing crystal virgin tears with a firebreathing dragon
Alcoholics all across the land go tumbling off the wagon
John Elway and Bruce Dickinson say they’re our biggest fans
Old man Lemmy done called me up and said “Dude! You’re my favorite band!”
God damn!
We Don’t Party (We Don’t Party)
We don’t like having any fun (No fun!)
We Don’t Party (We Don’t Party!)
We ain’t about to go out and get shot in the mouth with a vodka water gun…
Chillin’ in a hot tub filled with chicks and LSD
Eatin’ stacks of flappy jacks covered in Hennessy
Guns and booze and BBQ with homies from the south
Christina Applegate on a silver plate with an apple in her mouth
No Doubt!
We Don’t Party (We don’t party)
We just stay home every night (All right!)
We don’t party (We don’t Party)
But the one thing we hate most of all is playin’ Rock n Roll and blowin’ minds
Good times!
We don’t party (We don’t party)
We don’t like having any fun (No fun!)
We don’t party (We don’t party)
We never drank a cold beer in our life and we ain’t gonna drink every single one
We don’t party (We don’t party)
We don’t get high with anyone (No one!)
We don’t party (We don’t party)
We don’t like having any fun…
No Fun!!!!!