From the recording Live Like a Motherfucker Vol. 2
Well we've been livin' on the road 5 long months now
Spent the last few days down in the dirty South
We done ran out of Gold Bond and Dr. Scholl's
And we're droppin' our standards to an all time low
Fe-fi-fo Fuck Fum yeah
Snackin' on a snack, oh here she comes
Hit the door runnin'
If you can't handle a quarter ton of fun
When I wake up in the mornin'
When I'm goin' to sleep
In Lafayette Louisianne
And they're bigger than Bourbon Street
Down in the front row was a big thick cutie
She had a whole lotta chins and a whole lotta booty
I said "Damn big mama! What's a man got to do just to get relatively close to you?"
Well she had a mustache like a super-trooper
And her FUPA smelled like it could use a loofa
When the deed was done she said she needed a ride
I said I called triple A, your tow truck's right outside
For the pushin'
A ham sammich'll get them panties squooshin'
And a squashin'
She never washin'
On the rag she's got more red sox than Boston
For your mammary glands
And I'm gonna be damned
If I'm ever gonna do it again
Cause we got some Big Fans
And we roll a big van
God damn we got
Big Fuckin' Plans