Live at The Belly Up in Aspen, CO. Tay and Aaron wrote this one at the bar at Tooey's off Colfax shortly after Aaron had been arrested while intoxicated. The show at which this was recorded happened the day after Charlie Sheen's ex, Brooke Mueller was arrested for possession and assault. Oh my, the jokes were flyin'!

Lyrics

This ain't the way I wanted to spend the night
My celly's tweaked out and he's lookin's for a fight
I'd post my bond, but I'm flat broke
Lord, what I wouldn't do for a pack of smokes

Now I'm liquored up in lock down
Broke every law in this town
I made one too many mistakes
Liquored up in lock down
Now I'm sittin' downtown
And I'm fixin' to make my break

Only been a little while and I'm losin' my mind
Smells like shit, must be supper time
They say Ladies love a man in a uniform
Mine just happens to be bright orange

Chorus:

I wasn't tryin' to hurt no one
I was just having too much fun

Got my smilin' face wrapped around my wrist
Sick from the smell of blood sweat and piss
One too many times I filled my cup
Won't even know when the sun comes up