Lyrics

It is an age of faded glory
The fruit is dying on the vine
The Thunder used to bring the Rain
But it hasn't come in such a long, long time
Mighty Thor, Asleep on the job
We're through with trying to appease the gods
We're gonna take back what is ours
We'll bring the Rain and we will Reign

Thunder - Thieves of Thunder
Stealing Thunder - Thieves of Thunder

To the gates of Valhalla with stealth and agility
We're just a band of mortal men
With other world abilities
Past the guards and up the steps to the palace in the clouds
Into the chamber where mighty Thor is fast asleep and snoring loud

Thunder - Thieves of Thunder
Stealing Thunder - Thieves of Thunder

The hammer we take
Then quietly make
Our way to the exit to make our escape
But in our haste
We make a mistake
We trip and we stumble right into a vase

It falls and it breaks
He suddenly wakes
There's rage on his face and it's on with the chase
Increasing heart rate
There's no time to waste
Race towards the gates now before it's too late
He can't keep our pace
He curses the fates
He freezes in place
And screams into space
It precipitates
The world celebrates
Now we feast on grapes
From silvery plates
With chaste babes in tasty white lace...

Thunder - Thieves of Thunder
Stealing Thunder - Thieves of Thunder