A celebration of singlehood and solitude. A liturgy for the lovelorn and lonely. A mixer for the miserably monogamy-averse. It’s the Heartbreak Holiday! February 14th, 2026 • The Federal Theater Featuring performances by these beautifully bummed-out balladeers and bands: Gentleman Deluxe & Friends The Schofields Scooter James Micah and the Mirrors Silver West Tickets cost roughly a rounding error compared to what you’d normally spend on Valentine’s Day. Good for you. $15 adv / $20 dos — couples pay double. All ages for all the young, jilted lovers. Doors at 6, show at 7! You'll be drunk and making out with a stranger by the time your friends are fighting over dinner! Choo-choo-choose this event over a bucket of ice cream and a Netflix binge. We got you. ❤️‍🩹